So Madonna, Madonna *sigh* -- the woman who just turned 50 and whose own husband didn't want to go to her party -- probably because he feels as I do -- you're much too old to act so desperate for attention.
It was 16 years ago that Julie Brown sent up the Marilyn-Monroe-never-be-no-matter-what-she-does in her mockumentary, Medusa. The title character is told "What are you going to do next? Grab your crotch harder?"
Mrs. Ritchie apparently never got the message and has been grabbing harder and harder ever since.
Her latest attempt to grab headlines: Apparently during her concert there are two video montages. One has John Lennon, Gandhi, Al Gore (gag!), and... Obama.
Oh, but that's not controversial -- not in her world -- so there's a second montage. With Hitler, Mugabe, and... John McCain.
I can see her sitting at the meeting, saying (in her faux British accent) "Oh this will really shock them all! They can't ignore this!"
Well, yes, Madge you got me to look your way for a second and write a little something -- but now I'm going to do what I always do when a child does something naughty to get attention.
Ignore you.
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